Saturday, August 18, 2012

You know you own a big dog when...


...your dog stands in your lap, reaches over you to stick his head in the drive-through window at McDonald's, and nearly gives the cashier a heart attack when she turns around to give you your change.

...you tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair.

...your dog can hide an entire tennis ball (among other things) fully inside his lips and give you that innocent look that says, "What? I'm not eating anything!"

...you take your dog for a ride and he rests his head on your arm, causing you to make random right turns.
...while stopped at a stop light, everyone stares as your car rocks back and forth because the dog is panting out the window.

...the donuts you put on top of the refrigerator are gone when you get home and your dog has powdered sugar on his nose.

...your dog can see what you're cooking, and he tries to assist you in the preparation.
 
 
  

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