How do I know this?
1 Every surface, including the floor in my bathroom is liberally covered with assorted toiletries and vast amounts of make up. The air is scented with exotic scents.
2 What we call her bedroom, now resembles a very messy back stage dressing room
3 It is impossible to have a phone conversation due to the constant loud singing and laughter. This is assuming I can find the phone in the first place!
4 Cooking has become a much more dangerous pastime. I now have Saskia twirling and spinning around me at all times. Try removing a roasting pan from the oven while someone is practising their high kicks over your head!
5 I have been into town in the last few days more times than I have in the last few months
6 The constant refrain of the word “MUM”. This will be followed by the immortal words…. “Can I borrow”…….
7 Our phone bill has increased by about 400% in 3 days.
Despite all this, it is so nice to have her back even if it is only temporarily. She will probably be here for a few weeks before returning to Majorca. She is hoping to go to Senegal for Christmas with her boyfriend.
Bless her, she’s our Star! 
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