Hello, it's me Loulou. I have got a poor, poor tail. Something happened to it and it got a chunk missing. I'm not telling anyone how it happened though. I have looked after it and licked it all the time to keep it clean. My Daddy put some powder stuff on to help make it better but I licked it off. I don't want no girlie powder stuff on me!
Anyway, last week it was getting more bad, so my Daddy took me to see Mr Vet. I don't like Mr Vet. Daddy is always worried that I might bite him just so he will know that I don't like him! Ha, I might one day, except they put a muzzle thing on my nose so I can't.
Mr Vet looked at my tail and said it has something in it called a "fection". He is wrong, there isn't anything in it becasue I have looked. Mr Vet said that I have to take tablets called "Anti botics". He stuck a needle in me too. Now you know why I don't like him. Afterwards he gave me digestive biscuits which I took just to show him that I am a good girl. He needn't think that means we are friends though because he doesn't fool me.
I have been a very good girl about the anti botics. Daddy puts them in my dinner and I know they are there, but I don't flick them out. I eat them so that the others can't have them. They are only for me because I am special and I have a poor tail.
It is getting better now and I don't have to lick it as much. Anyway, I heard them saying that if I kept licking it they would have to put a neck collar on me to stop me. I'm not wearing a lamp shade! Mr Vet also said that sometimes poorly tails don't get better and then he has to chop them off. No one is chopping off my tail so I am making it better myself.
Daddy has got to take me back to Mr Vet one evening this week, I forget which. He wants to check that it is getting better. I already know that, I don't need him to tell me. Alfie crys when I go on my own to visit Mr Vet. He crys when he has to go too.
I am going to have a rest now and let Rosie and Alfie have a go on here. I have to rest lots because I have a poor, poor tail.
This photo is me in the woods.
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