One night, an 87 year old woman comes home from bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. She ends up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th- floor flat, killing him. Brought before the court on a charge of murder, she's asked if she has anything to say. "Your Honour" she says coolly. "I figured that at 92, if he could have sex, he could fly!"
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