Dog Logic

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. 

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
My dog is worried about the economy because Chappie is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. 
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. 

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. 

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.