In this life I'm a human woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I COULD DEAL WITH THAT.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I COULD DEAL WITH THAT TOO.
When you're a girl bear you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I COULD DEFINITELY DEAL WITH THAT.
If you're a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line you swat them too. I COULD DEAL WITH THAT.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR.
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