Human word -- Equivalent meaning in Dog
Hoover - Scary Monster, makes things disappear.
Waste Disposal - Scary Monster, may eat me.
Dog Crate - Chariot of Doom.
Humans – Staff.
Suitcase - Evidence the staff are plotting an escape.
Big overstuffed arm chair - Dog Seat.
Sofa - Dog Seat.
Bed - Dog Seat.
Pillow - Dog Seat.
Window – Wildlife and people theatre.
Table – Dog Seat, for viewing the above mentioned theatre.
Lead – walk.
Car – long walk.
Counter – Food.
Coffee – Dog drink.
Toilet – Dog water.
Christmas tree – Dog toy.
Roast dinner - Dog Food.
Hamburger - Dog Food.
Chinese take away - Dog Food.
Tomato Sauce - Dog Food.
Macaroni and Cheese – Dog Food.
Biscuits – Dog food.
Ice Cream – Dog food.
Science Diet – Dog food.
Whiskas - How stupid do you think I am? Feed that rubbish to the cat!
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