I am doing really well with my "half hour" system. I have managed to get the small freezer defrosted. I have also got a bit of ironing done too and boiled up some chicken bones and rice for the dogs. It is time for lunch now so I am just having another coffee! I am going to do those carpets this afternoon.
I remembered while I was working that I meant to mention that after the earthquake this morning all the birds started singing. Did anyone else notice that? They are singing and chattering a lot this morning too, but I think that is because it is a nice bright sunny day. Apparently Friday we will have gales and rain again.
I have just found out that I will probably have to go into school on Friday. I am just waiting to find out when. Remember yesterday I mentioned it was time I won something? Well the postman delivered me a DVD this morning. I won it in a competition at cinemas on-line. It's not my kind of film but I am sure Simon and Josh will watch it. Hopefully that heralds the arrival of more prizes!
I also received this via email this morning and thought it was funny:
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fibre today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
Thoughts for the weekend:
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?
Just remember. if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
But Most Of All, Remember !
A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable,
and Always Close To Your Heart!
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