sex insurance (joke - don't read if easily offended)

The following is a list of the correct insurance companies for sex ..........

SEX with your wife - legal & general 

SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust 

SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability 

SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union 

SEX on the telephone - Direct line

SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy 

SEX in a hurry- Insure & go  

SEX with your boyfriend -standard life 

SEX with a transvestite - confused .. com 

SEX with someone different - go compare . com 

SEX with an animal - compare the meerkat . com  

SEX with a fat bird - More Than 

SEX on the back seat - sheila's wheels

SEX with an O.A.P - saga 

SEX with a posh bird - privilege ..com 

SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union