Monday, August 20, 2012

Tips for the ladies in year 2008


Aspire to be Barbie - she has everything.

If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.

In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here..

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade

Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!

 

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