Well it's Tuesday, so that means it's thirteen time again. I haven't got long to do this as I am just having a coffee before going out to meet up with the lady about voluntary work. I had no inspiration today, so I thought I would browse the Thursday Thirteen official site. There are loads of good ideas to be found there.
However, I confess, due to a lack of time today and the fact that I just love this so much..... I have cheated and stolen it!! Here Goes:
Thirteen Things You Should NEVER Say At A Job Interview
1. I am a heavy drinker, but I can work drunk.
2. As long as I get a little meth in the morning, I’ll have no problem being here on time.
3. When I take a smoke break, is there a limit to what I can smoke?
4. In my previous life I was a highly skilled (fill in the blank). (This one might work in India.)
5. Yes, I am a 40 year old man who still lives at home.
6. I don’t believe education proves anything.
7. I am going to need 4 hour lunch breaks.
8. Would it be okay if I brought my eight kids to work with me?
9. I think we should all wear cute little waitress outfits at the office. It would be funny.
10. I think you should hire me because, like, our karmic auras are totally the same.
11. I’d really love to work for you, but my parole officer won’t let me leave the area.
12. I learned a lot about life in prison.
13. Hire me now, I have a gun and I know where you work.
1. I am a heavy drinker, but I can work drunk.
2. As long as I get a little meth in the morning, I’ll have no problem being here on time.
3. When I take a smoke break, is there a limit to what I can smoke?
4. In my previous life I was a highly skilled (fill in the blank). (This one might work in India.)
5. Yes, I am a 40 year old man who still lives at home.
6. I don’t believe education proves anything.
7. I am going to need 4 hour lunch breaks.
8. Would it be okay if I brought my eight kids to work with me?
9. I think we should all wear cute little waitress outfits at the office. It would be funny.
10. I think you should hire me because, like, our karmic auras are totally the same.
11. I’d really love to work for you, but my parole officer won’t let me leave the area.
12. I learned a lot about life in prison.
13. Hire me now, I have a gun and I know where you work.
I suppose I am having a sort of interview for this voluntary work, so I will have to remember to be careful what I say! I have to leave now, let you know how it goes later.
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