1. Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you.
2. In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
3. Alcohol & calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive
4. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
5. Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
6. BREAKFAST.COM Halted........…Cereal Port Not Responding
7. (D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
8. “Mr. Worf, scan that ship.” “Aye Captain. 300 dpi?”
9. UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity
10. Bugs come in through open Windows
11. Windows: Just another pane in the glass
12. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
13. The truth is out there…anybody got the URL?
I just love that last one!
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