OUR BEST FRIENDS

 

 

A dog is "Beauty without Vanity, Strength without Insolence, Courage without Ferocity, and all the virtues of man without his vices." Byron

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
his tongue. -Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful. -Ann Landers

 

 

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney

 

 

 

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who
are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult. -Rita Rudner

 

Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often, continued in the next yard. -Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
-Dave Barry

 

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. -James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. -Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein

 

 

 

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half
cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and
get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.
-Unknown

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went. -Will Rogers

We give dogs time we can spare, and love we can spare. And in return,
dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. -M. Acklam

 

 

 

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."