Tips for ladies in year 2008

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.  2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.  3. In need of a support group - Cocktail hour with the girls!  4. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.  5. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality.  6. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK. They know me here. 7. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.  8. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.  9. Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex boyfriend! 10. Take life with a pinch of salt ... a wedge of lime and a shot of tequila! 11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade and then mix it with vodka.