1. Begin with infancy to give the child everything he wants. He will then grow up to believe the world owes him a living.
2. When he picks up bad words, laugh at him. He will think he is cute. It will encourage him to think up "cuter" words and phrases that will blow off the top of your head later.
3. Never give him any spiritual training. When he is 21 let him decide for himself what he wants to be (Don't be surprised if he decides to be "nothing".)
4. Avoid the word "wrong" ... it might develop a guilt complex ... a few year's later when he is arrested for stealing a car, he will think society is against him and that he in being persecuted.
5. Pick up after him. This means wet towels, books, shoes, and clothing. Do everything for him. He will then become experienced in evading responsibility and incapable of finishing any task.
6. Let him see everything, hear everything, read everything smutty he can get his hands on. Make sure the silverware and drinking glasses are sterilized but let his mind feed on garbage.
7. Give your children all the spending money they want. After all, one of the reasons you have worked so hard all your life is to make life easier for your children. Why should they have it as rough as you did?
8. Satisfy his every craving for food, drink and comfort. See his every desire is satisfied. Denial might lead to harmful frustration
9. Take your child's part against neighbors, teachers and friends. This will prepare you to take his part against the police.
10. When he gets into serious trouble, apologize for yourself by saying " I can't understand why he turned out like this. We gave him everything!
How many of these make you go hmmmmm? Did you relate? Did it strike a nerve? lol!
2. When he picks up bad words, laugh at him. He will think he is cute. It will encourage him to think up "cuter" words and phrases that will blow off the top of your head later.
3. Never give him any spiritual training. When he is 21 let him decide for himself what he wants to be (Don't be surprised if he decides to be "nothing".)
4. Avoid the word "wrong" ... it might develop a guilt complex ... a few year's later when he is arrested for stealing a car, he will think society is against him and that he in being persecuted.
5. Pick up after him. This means wet towels, books, shoes, and clothing. Do everything for him. He will then become experienced in evading responsibility and incapable of finishing any task.
6. Let him see everything, hear everything, read everything smutty he can get his hands on. Make sure the silverware and drinking glasses are sterilized but let his mind feed on garbage.
7. Give your children all the spending money they want. After all, one of the reasons you have worked so hard all your life is to make life easier for your children. Why should they have it as rough as you did?
8. Satisfy his every craving for food, drink and comfort. See his every desire is satisfied. Denial might lead to harmful frustration
9. Take your child's part against neighbors, teachers and friends. This will prepare you to take his part against the police.
10. When he gets into serious trouble, apologize for yourself by saying " I can't understand why he turned out like this. We gave him everything!
How many of these make you go hmmmmm? Did you relate? Did it strike a nerve? lol!
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