Boobies

I meant to post this back in October during breast cancer awareness week, but I was busy with other stuff and I forgot! I normally don't like all this new way of writing using symbols and missing out letters, as people do on their mobile phones, but I make an exception for this as it is funny.

Please have a laugh at this new take on Smiley faces…………………………………

Perfect breasts: (o)(o)

Fake silicon breasts: ( + )( + )

Perky breasts: (*)(*)

Big nipple breasts: (@)(@)

A cups: oo

D cups: { O}{O }

Wonder bra breasts: (oYo)

Cold breasts: (^)(^)

Lopsided breasts: (o)(O)

Pierced breasts: (Q)(O)

Hanging Tassels breasts: (p)(q)

Grandma’s breasts: \o/\o/

Against the shower door breasts: ()()

Android breasts: | o| |o |

Martha Stewarts Breasts: ($)($)

Mammogram Breasts: || ||

I'm not saying which ones mine are!!!

And God created woman and she had 3 breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?" She replied, "Yes, could you get rid of this middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was good. Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breast in her hand," What can be done with this useless boob?” ……………………………………………………And God created man.

OK Girls--now that you have had your laugh, remember breast cancer awareness-- so have those boobs checked out and stay healthy.